BABYLON - keep smilin!.

a few year's ago i managed to escape aftyer twenty year's in captivity, skillfully evading the many projectile's aimed at my person (ooyah!)....i've stopped running now (puffed oot)..
i'ts time to move on......i just don't want to go alone.
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i worked briefly as a volunteer at the local lepor colony, very briefly, on the first morning the van driver called across "could you give me a hand please"..i wasn't very sure what he meant, i must have made the wrong choice though cos i was sacked shortly afterward's..don't see why though cos there was no arm in what i'd done.
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being divorced now, i took my wee duck on holiday instead..one night he came upstair's with a plate of scampi on his head..he was awfy upset cos he'd asked them to put it on his bill.
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still, i've got my wee cat to look after me, she's awfy clever, yesterday, i was shocked first thing when i got up she was sitting reading a letter..oh, that's not what shocked me, she's alway's doing that. it was when she got to the bottom of the page and it said Please Turn Over, she done a somersault..that really surprised me, she's never done that before.
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i'm training now for the glasgow marathon, yesterday, as usual, i was speeding round the track when my coach called over telling me to "pace myself"..i did..don't see what good that done though cos i had to stop and change my short's....i maybe mis-heard him.
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honestly, i'm just an ordinary guy (my therapist told me). recently relocated to a new area and trying to start over again.
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i live alone now with my wee cat (wc) to look after me.
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thank's for reading my profile,
if you've time give me a mail and say hello,
it'd be nice to hear from you,
i'm ian.
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