Turn Alone into Alive - Funny, Foolish, Romantic, Caring, Loyal and Available with a 30 day MoneyBack Guarantee !

Hello and thank you for reading my profile, so maybe I exaggerated a little bit on the above headline, it really is only 30 days money back guarantee if you keep the receipt and I'm returned in the original condition....
So about me, I'm early to mid forties (Well I'm not sure when you'll be reading this) with the majority of my own hair,teeth,house and sense of humour still intact. I'm employed and travel most of the UK which I suppose has been a factor in turning the youthful slender and general body of a racing snake to a bit of a chunky monkey but I'm finally in the gym and sweating off the love handles. So if your a personal trainer or even own a whip to get me motivated then your hired!
I'm interested in painting, fishing, holidays, nice restaurants, cosy pubs, music, cinema and even a bit of retail relief & shopping when the mood strikes. My cookings fair, I don't suppose I'd win any prizes but equally I've never poisoned anybody either. I think I'm a totally modern man (maybe I should get references to support this though.... lol)
I am looking for someone who wants to turn alone into alive as I've already mentioned in the headline. I'm not interested in the other persons looks, class, age, etc as we'll both know if we click, and if we do then I hope it's the start of loves great adventure of caring, sharing and looking back together at the beautiful memories.