bloodylongname - If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you !

I guess my mates would say I was funny, generous, loving, kind, considerate, sexy and great company.. I did have them in a neck lock at the time ! My best feature is my smile, Oh and My eyes Oh and my feet! You better add conceited to the list above ha ha ! I love to laugh and my favorite pastime is bathing, showers just don't cut it for me.

I am what I consider Normal, I am not into One Nighters, Married men, threesomes or Men who get their jollies from texting zillions of women or sit in front of a Computer 24/7. I am not expecting instant full on relationship but if I think your ok, communication is the key. I believe there is a natural progression to any relationship and if we get on like a house on fire but I can't call you in the evenings or you are only around during work hours, I am going to be immediately suspicious of your motives.

I am looking for someone who doesn't live an obscene amount of miles away, who is fairly spontaneous, ATTRACTIVE & FUNNY, Someone who is not afraid to love out loud, who thinks 'what can I bring to this relationship' rather than what can I get out of it! (returned doublefold) Exclusive to me but confident enough to not live in each others pockets. Who would like to go out, stay in, have dinner at yours (You cook) dinner at mine (you cook) lol not really! Spend weekends away, weekends in bed and who believes in trust honesty and a great big dollop of good old fashioned goofy fun !
I would like my guy to be younger than me.. I have been asked why on several occasions and the answer is, I find younger men less controlling, funnier, and a heck more chilled out than older guys.Thats not to say I would not consider someone older, just that you will have to be pretty buff with no hang ups, and have a real young outlook on life lol...
Oh and if you are a drop dead gorgeous. little bit kinky, or a bit of posh totty, I will fast track you to the front of the queue ...ROFL !!!

Thanks for messaging me. Good luck to you all in your search XX

JANUARY 2011 UPDATE:
If you have got this far, then you clearly are NOT one of those men who just take a look at the picture and think I'll give this one a go lol. I am a bugger for not answering messages!! You will have to Make it interesting! ... You have read what I am looking for, so send me a message that will spark my interest in you, it's no good being one line long.. ie: if you want to know anything about me just ask ? or it says nothing about you, what you are looking for or why you think we might even be remotely compatible... If you want a relationship, be it friendship or more, then it starts here.... No-one said it would be easy, and contrary to popular belief this is not stop me and by one ha ha ha!!!
I am not after your house, car or savings. I have my own.. I am after your kindness, your smiles, your generosity and your attention, if we gel, the rewards can be pretty special too.....

Once again good luck in your search, I hope I haven't come accross as a prissy little madam, I am just saying it as I see it ..... Lovesquish !!