simmo2584 - Help needed, has Man Flu and it's a killer!!!

Right here goes nothing!!! 44, single, bored, free to a good home and house trained too, can wee unaided IN the toilet, flush, and leave seat DOWN all this and washes his hands too......Can't be bad!!
Completely sane ..... Well as sane as i'll ever be that is, currently unemployed but working hard to rectify this minor hiccup in life.
Like all sorts of music except country as that's just unpalatable drivel......but each to their own.
Love horror movies/comedy/action/musicals/drama's blah blah, should of just said "Like all genre's of film"...Oh well!!
Have a wicked sense of humour that knows NO bounds, spend most of my life kicking myself into quiet mode so not to offend people to much lol.
Have been called a "Rough diamond", so if it's rose petals and flowers your after then you may, just may be disappointed, not completely inept on the romantic front but i am more the 'bull in a china shop' type person but nice and polite with it.
Never judge a book by it's cover is the best thing, you may be surprised.....Then again you might not lol.
I can talk the hind legs off a donkey from 50 yards away but find it hard to initiate conversation, so it may just be left to you.....feel free to ask whatever you want and i'll try...just try and answer seriously.
Happy hunting...
Lee x