theinbetweener - Helllooooo

Well this is my first toe-dip into the mysterious and shark filled waters of online dating - I figure its a good way to get to know people and much easier than sifting through peoples wheelie bins at 3am - just kidding, ive never done that... no really...
Well about me.. I am an *attractive, *successful, *charismatic 37 year old *stud-*muffin whos looking for a longterm relationship.
*note: characteristics marked with an asterisk may contain a slight exagerration for dramatic effect.
Im very laid back (sorry girls I dont do drama), also caring and affectionate with a bone dry sense of humour. Im also fully house trained (bonus) and have mastered the tricky art of lifting the toilet seat first then putting it down again after.
Turn-ons: funny, cleverish, well presented women, being tactile and passionate (not in a throwing plates at me kind of way) also good.
Turn-offs: Aggressive or lairy women, anyone with an appearance on Jeremy Kyle or Trisha to their name.
So drop me a line if you'd like to get to know me better or even just to swap awkward 1st date stories - dont be shy im very approachable (phew I almost wrote desperate). Hmm I wonder if anyone ever gets this far..