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Have you ever wondered......
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Whose idea was it to put an ´S´ in the word lisp?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ´normal´ people at the Special Olympics?
Do married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem longer?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder....
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say. ´I think I´ll sqeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?´
Who was the first person to say, ´See that chicken there... I´m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum!´
Why does you Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?